I think the title of this post sums up this photo of Jesse Metcalfe leaving Hyde last night quite well.

Do we think the former underage gardener and rehabber looks like he’s sober enough to drive himself home after a night at the favorite spot of celebrity club-goers?

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If you’re a pop culture-head (like me?) you can’t get away from the train wreck that is this bizarre fight between Will.i.am from the Black Eyed Peas and Perez Hilton at the MuchMusic Awards in Toronto on Sunday. Perez was hit in the face — he says by the Black Eyed Peas’ manager. Both sides have since taken to all forms of social media in an exhausting war of text.

In the most recent statement from Perez, as posted on his Web site yesterday, he (sorta) apologizes for poking fun at an altercation Jesse Metcalfe (who used to play Gaby’s underage gardener and love interest, John Rowland) had with a bachelor party last May. In all the years I’ve been reading Perez, I’ve yet to see the man apologize. Well, there’s a first for everything, right? Here’s what Perez had to say:

“I leave this traumatic experience as a person with more compassion. Specifically, there was an instance last year when actor Jesse Metcalfe was attacked outside of a Hollywood nightclub by a fellow entertainer. I did not condone the violence, but I did make light of that situation. I regret that. Sincerely.”

Too little, too late?

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Look, I have proof:

It’s been a LONG time since we’ve seen/heard much out of Jesse (since his hard-partying and the hard-rehabbing days). Here he is at the premiere of “The Hurt Locker” in Hollywood, even though he’s not in the movie.

I’m wondering if he’s out and about because we’re going to see him back in “Desperate Housewives” next season?

I’m loving his style — just not on him. He’s too beefy to be pulling off the skinny tie/waaay tight jeans combo, right?

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This is an old clip, but worth mentioning. Jesse Metcalfe was on Ellen back in October of 2006. Like I said, it’s old! They talk about his role on Desperate Housewives, how he is considering getting a dog like Ellen’s and the fact that any magazine with him in it have the pages ripped out. LOL! He is so cute.

It seems that Jesse Metcalfe has drama in his life off the set of Desperate Housewives.Here’s the video of Jesse getting a nice punch to the face outside of the Boulevard 3 club from British rapper Mams Taylor:

So what exactly was going on? Well Taylor says that Jesse either said something insulting or was getting a little too close while he was talking to Taylor’s girlfriend Taryn Manning.

He’s insisting that he punched the actor out of self defense. He also says that Metcalfe instigated the whole thing. Here’s what Taylor had to say to OK!:

“Of course I’d rather the incident did not take place. But Jesse was arrogant, insulting and unnecessarily very rude to me as well as my girlfriend. I was also physically attacked first before I defended myself.”

Drama, drama, drama…

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Jesse Metcalfe has joined the cast to film the remake of 1965 RKO classic Beyond a Reasonable Doubt. Michael Douglas and Amber Tamblyn are also reported to be on board.

Filming is set to begin on March 3rd.

Here’s the plot:

“The story finds a journalist investigating a corrupt district attorney and setting himself up as a murder suspect, only for the DA to uncover the plot and incriminate the scribe.”

via Variety

Well, it seems that Nadine Coyle has recovered from her split last month with Desperate Housewives hunk Jesse Metcalfe. She is reportedly dating model/dancer Jamie Karitzis.

Nadine has known Jamie for about a year and they dated once during one of her splits with Jesse. You can read Jamie’s profile from the show Dirty Dancing: The Time of Your Life here. You’ll notice is says that he is an absolute ladies man. Uh-oh.

So, who do you think is cuter? Jamie or Jesse.

I’m going to have to go with Jesse. Definitely.

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