….and I think she knows how to use them? Teri Hatcher’s looking GREAT here after eating at STK on Monday night. I don’t know that I can think of a time when I saw her wearing orange? She’s tan and summery looking, and just relaxed.
But she obviously didn’t eat enough at STK. Too skinny, Teri!

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Jon Tenney, who divorced Teri Hatcher in 2003, talked to the McClatchy-Tribune News Service about what life was like after he and Teri broke up.

The 47-year-old actor is the father of Teri’s daughter, Emerson Rose (they’re shown here in March at the 11-year-old’s school sports day), and he also plays Kyra Sedgwick’s love interest on “The Closer” on TNT.

“It was a hard time after my marriage broke up,” he said. “Everybody has his own process. I fell off the map a little bit and retreated, and it took me a while till I had this image of coming up for air. ‘I’m finally at a place where I can come up for air.’ I wasn’t working at the time and then some work came along and it was actually very, very helpful. I always feel alive at work.”

The couple was married for 10 years.

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**SEASON FINALE IN THREE DAYS OMG**

Just watching Teri Hatcher talk to David Letterman right now: She’s saying she was bruised and had splinters after all the “stunt work” she did in the finale? She also admitted that “a girl” and “a guy” get injured in the finale. She wouldn’t call M.J. a “guy,” would she? Why is she so cryyyyptic? Can’t she just give the jig up?

So I didn’t learn that thing that mothers say to their children about how if you can’t say anything nice you shouldn’t say it at all. Nope, never learned it. Because of that, this next sentence exists (in response to Susan’s potential hurtiness in the two-hour season finale):

Susan? Hurt? So?

OK, so I think I built that up to be meaner than it actually was. And now for my real analysis: If Teri Hatcher is saying that Susan’ll get hurt, that means she doesn’t die…which, I think we all knew. HowEVER, I think she’ll get hurt protecfting M.J. when Dave tries to kill M.J. Any way you look at it, it’s going to be ON during the season finale. Say what I want about Susan, she’s going to do what she can to protect her little Children of the Corn child.

SEMI-SPOILER ALERT!

The cast of “Desperate Housewives” was caught filming at Hollywood Presbyterian Church last week. We can assume that a church = wedding, yes?

From the looks of it, Mike and Orson are the only two men who are super well-dressed. Also safe to assume that Orson’s not going to get married. Jackson’s no where in sight, and neither are Susan or Katherine. So essentially, these photos don’t help up as at all in figuring out who’s getting married. Tom looks adorable in the sneaks, though, and Tony Parker came to visit his wife on the set! All together now: Aaaaawwwwww!

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Karl and Bree robbing Bree’s house? Too good to be true! You’ve got the misogynistic beast and the frigid beauty. It’s like a Disney movie…sorta. There’s more botox/boobs jobs and fewer songs sung by Angela Landsbury in this version, though.

“Speaking of which, are you nailing Orson like we discussed? We have to make sure he doesn’t suspect anything.” — Karl.

Why did I half expect Bree to jump Karl?

Keep reading for more spoilers!

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A few of the ladies were at the 20th Annual GLAAD Media Awards on Friday, where “Desperate Housewives” picked up an award for outstanding comedy series.

Yay for the gay-friendly ‘wives!

We haven’t seen Brenda Strong and Andrea Bowen in sooooooo long. This made me realize how much I really, really missed Julie. Ugh, she look so good! I don’t even think I love the dress that much (and I certainly don’t love the shoes), but she looks good in both!

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Desperate Housewives ‘Look Into Their Eyes and You See What They Know’
Air Date: April 19, 2009
Liveblog/recap

Aight, kids. It’s been waaaaay too long since we last did this, and I’m extremely excited for this episode. I’m excited even though I just stopped of at Wendy’s for a Frosty, and they were all out of chocolate, so I had to get a vanilla Frosty. Why do those even exist?? But now I’m here, with Neighbor Peggy and Friend Erin, and we’re ready to see the first episode of “Desperate Housewives” in a month.

9:00: Yes! Edie’s narrating. “What can I say? It was one of those days.” The only people who’ve narrated the show have been dead. Mary Alice, Rex. Is she dee-ee-dee ded?
9:01: Yep. Less than a minute into the show, and my soap-opera-coma theory is already wrong. Edie really is DEAD dead. Wow. That’s….it?
9:02: It suddenly occurred to me that maybe this is what Dana Delany meant when she said “dead doesn’t mean dead.” Edie’s going to take over for Mary Alice? I mean, her character is totally moot at this point, right? Nicollette’s leaving the show for good, though, so maybe not.
9:04: So are we going to see all these happy stories about when Edie was fun and nice with everyone? Don’t get me wrong, I loved Edie, but she wasn’t the girl next door.
9:05: “Funny and likes to gossip? We’re going to get along just fine,” -Susan. Uh-huh. Yup. Until you BURN EACH OTHER’S HOUSES DOWN?
9:06: Thank the high harlotty heavens! Edie just said she was sleeping with a married neighbor. Good thing we’re not having happy-memory time like the 100th episode, with Eli Scruggs.

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Teri Hatcher was announced as a presenter for the 2009 TV Land Awards, to air at 8 p.m. April 26th on TV Land, of course.

Teri’s presenting with Will Ferrell, Amy Poehler, Jimmy Kimmel, Jamie Lee Curtis and Dr. Phil

But most importantly, Neil Patrick Harris is hosting!!! <Amy squeals loudly>

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I just have two questions about this photo of Teri Hatcher at the Thursday’s premiere of “Hannah Montana: The Movie.”

1. Why was she there? According to IMDB, she’s not in the movie. …so why was she there?  She brought her 11-year-old daughter Emerson Rose along with her, so I’m hoping she’s just using her celebrity connections to get her daughter into a premiere? Because, that’s awesome…and I wish I had a famous mom who could get me onto red carpets.

2. Perez Hilton took some jabs at Teri’s face in these photos. I got a little angry at first, in the way that you get angry at someone who makes fun of your little brother/sister (”I’M the only one allowed to make fun of them!”), but then I thought about his claims that Teri has had some, uh, work done. She does looks a little different. Do you guys think Perez is right?

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The Starlight Children’s Foundation just announced that it will honor Teri Hatcher with the “Heart of Gold Award” at the foundation’s annual “A Stellar Night” on March 27 at the Beverly Hilton Hotel.

As if winning the award wasn’t enough, Teri gets to receive it from Starlight spokesperson Jamie Lee Curtis! JAMIE LEE CURTIS!! I think I could die happy if JLC ever gave me anything. Even a handshake.

The Starlight Children’s Foundation works to help families and children cope with serious medical conditions, and they do it through entertainment and family activities (and have for the past 25 years).

Congraaaaatulations, Teri!

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