….and I think she knows how to use them? Teri Hatcher’s looking GREAT here after eating at STK on Monday night. I don’t know that I can think of a time when I saw her wearing orange? She’s tan and summery looking, and just relaxed.
But she obviously didn’t eat enough at STK. Too skinny, Teri!

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I love Eva Longoria Parker.

OK, now that I have that out of the way, can I talk about how ridiculous(ly awesome??) she looks riding on the back of Tony’s scooter (??) as they zip around France on Thursday. Seriously? Snakeskin platform pumps are ALWAYS a good idea, but maybe not while on the back of a moped?

Hey, at least they’re wearing helmets.

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OK, so I’ll admit I don’t readily split my time between Disney and “Desperate Housewives,” but I just learned that Madison De La Garza, the 7-year-old girl who plays Gaby’s daughter Juanita is the little sister of Disney’s Next Hilary Duff/Miley Cyrus/Hopefully not Britney, Demi Lovato?

She’s shown here, giving her little sister a smooch on the red carpet of Demi’s new movie “Princess Protection Program” last week.

Can you remember a time when you were 7 and all you want to do was wear neon pink tulle, an equally awesomely bright neon skeleton shirt and a pink bow? Me too. Oh, that’s right, I wasn’t a recurring character in a hit TV series. *jealous huffiness*

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Let’s take a moment and just imagine what Eva and Tony Parker could possibly be talking about while vacationing and lovin’ all up on each other on a yacht in Saint-Tropez.

Tony: Hey, baby, whatchoo lookin’ at down there?
Eva: Oh, nothing. Just lost the bottoms to this white bathing suit. Or the top to the tie-dye one. I think I dropped them in the beautiful, luxurious waters beneath our yacht.
Tony: Let me see if I can find them for you.
Eva: But baby, you’re doing such a good job holding up my mismatching bottoms. You just continue to stand there and hold them and look pretty, and I’ll look pretty while I do all the work.
Tony: I sure like showing off all of the love that I have for you. Ain’t got no poh-poh-poh-poker face with you, snookums, even though I’ve got my poh-poh-pok-pokerpants on.
Eva: Oh, by the way, sista’s got no roundness in the belly, so I’m obviously not pregnant. I would, however, like to show off the roundness I gots on my other side. See?

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Here’s Eva posing solo (no worries, her husband Tony Parker was there) at the premiere of “Bright Star” at Cannes on Friday…while wearing one of the most spectacular dresses I’ve ever seen. She looks like this leave drawing I did in third grade where we had to trace the outline of a leaf several hundred times with different Crayolas, eventually creating some sort of big nondescript blob. This dress is anything but a nondescript blob, so don’t listen to me. In FACT, if she had worn this dress on a bigger red carpet, I think it’d be one of those instant classics (think J. Lo’s famous green dress, and Gwenyth Paltrow’s pink dress).

On that note, someday I hope to need handlers to help me walk in my spaciously awesome blob of a dress…

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…that doesn’t mean the ladies (and man) of Desperate Housewives didn’t look purty whilst they were losing out to 30 Rock (and didn’t I kinda call that?) for outstanding performance by an ensemble in a comedy series at the 15th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards.

Here, kids, for your enjoyment: a buncha photos from the night.

Eva Longoria Parker looks pheNOMenal in this dress. I love the ruffling at the waist, though I’m worried it’ll start more “is she or isn’t she?” rumors on the ‘nets. The clutch is gorgeous and the peachy color is beautiful on her skin. Can we imagine what that’d look like on my never-seen-sun skin? It takes a special lady to pull this off. The only thing I’m NOT in love with is the top. It looks a little like she stuck her arms through some ripped pantyhose, then had an expensive designer sew it to a dress. Oh, and Tony’s lookin’ sharp, too. (Even though he always seems to be looking in the opposite direction in every photo he’s ever shot with Eva. Have you noticed this?)

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Last week, Eva showed up at the premiere for “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” looking much prettier than Brad Pitt’s glazy gaze behind her.

I love the boob-wrapped empire seam and the ribboning at the collar. Very plain jewelry, but that’s way necessary with this dress. Seamy chest = baby bling.

But the shoes? I’m a shoe person, and I gotta say, I’m not feeling anything with these. They look like Baby’s shoes when she started dirty dancing with Patrick Swayze, don’t they? You know, the kind dancers wear that have no support so they can point their toes.

It’s either the T-strap or the closed heel that ain’t doin’ it fer me.

Whattayoo think?

P.S. Holy hot calves, Eva!

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The always glamorous Nicollette Sheridan was seen at The Grill Restaurant in Los Angeles yesterday. We haven’t seen her out much since the split with fiance Michael Bolton. She was looking phenomenal in that purple gown at the Emmy’s last Sunday.

She doesn’t look real thrilled in these pictures to be having her photo taken, but fans and onlookers sure were excited to see her. That happens to me too, anytime I try to go anywhere. It’s just exhausting, lol.

Nicollette broke out the floppy Uggs which are definitely an LA thing. I’ll be getting mine out soon! Except I don’t wear mine with a track suit. Heh, maybe I should try it.

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Teri Hatcher attended the 6th Annual ‘TV Land Awards’ on June 8th in Santa Monica, CA. I know it’s old news, but I love these pictures of her! She is looking so amazing. Teri was also there to present the Innovation Award. Teri looked gorgeous in her long flowing black dress.

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This is a great interview with Eva Longoria from the Cannes Film Festival. She is talking all about fashion for the Associated Press. She talks about how her stylist has everything planned out for every event and that all of her gowns are fitted and ready to go. I love it when she talks about what she wears at home. She sounds like the rest of us!