Eva Longoria gets Defamed for her Huge Maxim Monument
I laughed my booty off when I first read this…but that doesn’t mean I agree with it. Eva Longoria is not a B list actress. She’s amazing and sexy and does a great job on Desperate Housewives and I’m glad there’s a huge version of her, not actually her in the Nevada desert.
We’ve often found ourselves wishing that someone would finally drag Desperate Housewivesstar Eva Longoria into the Nevada desert and secure her to the aridterrain with airline cable and stakes, but it was a decidedly lessworshipful proposition than the stunt that Maxim magazine has staged to celebrate its 100th issue. They’ve installed a 110-foot-long version of their milestone cover outside of Las Vegas (above is a screenshot from a Google Earth link the magazine provides on their website; that little white thing at the bottom is a truck, if you need sense of terrifying scale), perhaps the largest monument to a B-list TV actress ever constructed. Expect an immediate response by castmate/famewhore rival Teri Hatcher, who has her publicist researching the feasibility of swaddling the Good Year blimp in her “I Was Molested!” Vanity Fair cover, which they would like to hire to circle the airspace above the Housewives set through their entire third season. via Defamer
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