Eva Longoria Pens Romance Novel

Considering Eva Longoria’s history of having a potty mouth, I bet her romance novel will be EXTREMELY juicy!  I don’t typically read romance novels because they’re so corny, but I’ll betcha anything Eva Longoria will include vibrators in her story making it a totally original love/romance story about a woman and her favorite toy named sparky.

Well, it seems that Eva Longoria wants to join the ranks of bodice ripping, steamy romance novelists Jackie Collins and Judith Krantz.

The Desperate Housewives star is planning to write her first romance novel and she seems to already have a plot in mind. She said, “They offered a huge deal and I like the idea of seeing my book on a shelf. The plot’s top secret so far, but let’s just say I have a wild imagination.”

I hope she does have a wild imagination because I love romance novels. Especially when the leading man has a great name like Dirk Brentwood III or Carrington Sheffield…[Source] Thanks to Arieanna

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