Here’s Eva Longoria Parker leaving Ken Paves’ salon this week. Can you take a guess how much her Valentino Petale handbag is?

Is it:
$450
$700
$1,200
$2,500
$10,000

The answer? $2,500. It’s more than I’ll ever have to spend on a bag, but this one’s so gorgeous it’s worth it. Sometimes those overpriced purses are nothing more than a vehicle for the company’s logo, you know? This one’s managed to combine classic and modern (and metallic, yay!) all in one bag. Want!

P.S. What’s going on with your lips, girl?? Please don’t tell me you’ve started down this road….

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Paparazzi caught Eva Longoria Parker and her husband Tony Parker last night, sneaking out of Beso — the restaurant she owns.

I think this is the perfect time to play “What Are Eva and Tony Saying?” Yes?

Tony: Here, baby, lemme open this door for you. …while I laugh at this dude sayin’ something funny behind you. You can’t see him, though, because I’m four feet taller than you.

Eva: It’s cool. My eye level only goes to this fake bling on your shirt. And this graphic pattern at your waist. Wait. What? Why am I married to someone who wears a fake blinged-out skull and cross bones on his shirt? Why are you squeezing my hand so hard? Tony? Tooonnnyy??

Tony: Don’t worry ’bout it, baby. I’m just holding on tight because, you know, I don’t want you to go anywhere. Because daaaang, you look good.

Eva: Oh, thank god! Paparazzi will save me! Never thought I’d be happy to see them! Guys? Tony’s got my hand. He’s not letting go. Anyone?

Tony: I totally can’t hear a word you’re sayin down there, Itsy Bit.

Eva: What’s wrong with me? Toolish shirt or not, you’re still hot. And you’re right about me. Look at the good job Ken Paves did on my hair. Daaaaaang I look good.

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I think the title of this post sums up this photo of Jesse Metcalfe leaving Hyde last night quite well.

Do we think the former underage gardener and rehabber looks like he’s sober enough to drive himself home after a night at the favorite spot of celebrity club-goers?

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Hard-edged tough chick Drea de Matteo — you know her from “The Sopranos” (and maybe “Friends” spin-off “Joey”…Anyone? Anyone?) — will be the next woman in desperation to take up residence on Wisteria Lane as a series regular, Entertainment Weekly is reporting.

Not moving far from her “Sopranos” roots, de Matteo will be the head of an Italian household, and will be married to a landscaper and have a “tightly wound” son, according to EW.com’s Michael Ausiello. Both of those roles have yet to be cast, but as long as they’re good actors, I don’t care who they are. I just can’t wait to get some “Sopranos” gangsta action to the ‘burbs.

I am SO excited for this move, and here’s why: Every town has its village idiot, right? Wisteria Lane is no different — except they need the village slut. Edie’s dead, so who’s going to take on that title? I’m thinking Drea’s character is going to take a lot from Edie role, but will be stronger and bring a rougher, more masculine housewife to the show.

Yay!

P.S. I’m calling it right now: She and Susan are NOT going to get along.

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The giant makeup empire that uses the multi-racial faces of Beyonce, Kerry Washington and, of course, our very own Eva Longoria Parker, has been accused of pushing for an all-white staff of people to hawk their shampoos.

The Paris Appeal Court in France found L’Oreal and the recruiting company they used (Adecco) guilty of discrimination after they allegedly told recruiters not to hire any “BBR” hosts to sell Fructis shampoo in French supermarkets, according to the London Times.

“BBR” means “bleu, blanc, rouge” — “blue, white, red” — the colors of the French flag and a code for “white people.”

L’Oreal and Adecco were fined 30,000 euros.

What company will use the beautiful faces of these women to sell the products, but acts differently about those same faces working behind the scenes?

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Tennis star Serena Williams, 27, (shown here on June 22 during day one of the 2009 Wimbledon Championship) is working on a comedy that’ll take from the shows she loves — and one of those favorites is, yes, “Desperate Housewives.” (According to “The West Australian.”)

“It’s a mixture of some of my favorite shows, like ‘Desperate Housewives,’ and ‘Sex and the City,’ and actually ‘Family Guy.’ It’s kind of those put together in one, if you can imagine.”

No word on when “Desperate Sex Guy,” will be finished or show up on your local cable channel, but we can imagine it’ll feature a group of four multiple divorcees who all are alcoholics and have talking dogs who have too many flashbacks.

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If you’re a pop culture-head (like me?) you can’t get away from the train wreck that is this bizarre fight between Will.i.am from the Black Eyed Peas and Perez Hilton at the MuchMusic Awards in Toronto on Sunday. Perez was hit in the face — he says by the Black Eyed Peas’ manager. Both sides have since taken to all forms of social media in an exhausting war of text.

In the most recent statement from Perez, as posted on his Web site yesterday, he (sorta) apologizes for poking fun at an altercation Jesse Metcalfe (who used to play Gaby’s underage gardener and love interest, John Rowland) had with a bachelor party last May. In all the years I’ve been reading Perez, I’ve yet to see the man apologize. Well, there’s a first for everything, right? Here’s what Perez had to say:

“I leave this traumatic experience as a person with more compassion. Specifically, there was an instance last year when actor Jesse Metcalfe was attacked outside of a Hollywood nightclub by a fellow entertainer. I did not condone the violence, but I did make light of that situation. I regret that. Sincerely.”

Too little, too late?

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So we’ve already established that things are a little wonky (a little?) between Bree and Orson, what with the impending divorce and all. Now that Karl’s in the picture, slutting up the scene and having an affair with Bree, things are even more complicated.

Apparently, Bree’s not the stone-cold tough lady she kinda seems to be, and she’s going to face some stress about breaking one of those Ten Commandments. (Wait, infidelity is one, right?)

According to Mickey O’Connor from TV Guide, Bree will turn to “an old friend who you might have thought was out of the picture.” Well, let’s see….all her previous husbands/boyfriends (Rex? George the Pharmacist?) are dead…..

Who could it be? Wait….Zach Young??? Could it be?? That was one of my BIGGEST problems with the first season, is that he and his father just…went away. Now that I think about it, I’m fairly certain it’s gotta be Zach! Right? Maybe?

Who do you think it is?

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Jon Tenney, who divorced Teri Hatcher in 2003, talked to the McClatchy-Tribune News Service about what life was like after he and Teri broke up.

The 47-year-old actor is the father of Teri’s daughter, Emerson Rose (they’re shown here in March at the 11-year-old’s school sports day), and he also plays Kyra Sedgwick’s love interest on “The Closer” on TNT.

“It was a hard time after my marriage broke up,” he said. “Everybody has his own process. I fell off the map a little bit and retreated, and it took me a while till I had this image of coming up for air. ‘I’m finally at a place where I can come up for air.’ I wasn’t working at the time and then some work came along and it was actually very, very helpful. I always feel alive at work.”

The couple was married for 10 years.

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OK, so I’ll admit I don’t readily split my time between Disney and “Desperate Housewives,” but I just learned that Madison De La Garza, the 7-year-old girl who plays Gaby’s daughter Juanita is the little sister of Disney’s Next Hilary Duff/Miley Cyrus/Hopefully not Britney, Demi Lovato?

She’s shown here, giving her little sister a smooch on the red carpet of Demi’s new movie “Princess Protection Program” last week.

Can you remember a time when you were 7 and all you want to do was wear neon pink tulle, an equally awesomely bright neon skeleton shirt and a pink bow? Me too. Oh, that’s right, I wasn’t a recurring character in a hit TV series. *jealous huffiness*

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