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Desperate Housewives

Google Cat Fight!

by Leora Israel Zellman on November 20th, 2005

Ok, we’re going to have a little wrestling match between the ladies of Desperate Housewives…The winner will have a sexy photo blogged after this post!
 
To make the fight happen we will be using one of my favorite procrastination tools; the google fight 
 
First up:
Let’s put sexy yet sophisticated Marcia Cross against the feisty blonde Nicollette Sheridan:
FIGHT!
and the winner is:
Marcia Cross! ( 627,000 vs. Nicollette’s  392,0000)
 
Next Marcia will battle Dead woman Brenda Strong (Mary Alice Young):
 
Marcia Kicks her dead butt! (Brenda Strong has only 174,000 hits)
 
Jeez Marcia, that’s not too nice to pick on a dead woman!
 
How about fighting someone more your own size:
Marcia vs. Felicity cross dressing Huffman:
 
The fight takes a while, it’s really close with Marcia throwing muffins and Felicity throwing her kids, but Marcia still comes out on top!  (What does she put in those muffins?)
 
Felicity trails close behind with 507,000 hits.
 
Now in a real fight I DO think Marcia would come out on top most of the time, but can she beat Teri Hatcher?  Teri has a Super past, not to mention her Seinfeld fame (”they’re real and fabulous!”)
 
Let’s go ladies!  I want a clean fight…actually no, make it really DIRTY!  hehe
 
Teri uses some moldy pie and throws it Marcia’s way (her Kryptonite), Marcia’s helpless against this and falls to the floor shaking!  Teri gets on top of her and holds her down…sexy:
 
ANYWAY… Teri snatches the victory!
 
Teri has a colossal 2,940,000 hits!
 
Now for the final match!  Admittedly Teri’s been around for years, and Eva’s a relative newcomer, but can her tempestuous ways beat Teri’s fame? Let’s find out:
 
FIGHT!
 
Gorgeous Teri Hatcher vs sexpot Eva Longoria
 
There was much hair pulling, but somehow tiny Eva came out on top…(A hot visual, eh?)
 Eva had 3,850,000 results and Teri trailed behind with  2,940,000 results!
 
Amazing! hehe, I have wayyyyy too much time on my hands. ;) 
 
Stay tuned for Eva’s sexy picture!
 
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POSTED IN: Brenda Strong, Eva Longoria, Felicity Huffman, Gossip, Marcia Cross, Nicollette Sheridan, Teri Hatcher

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