How To Dress Like a Desperate Housewife
The first step in dressing like a Desperate Housewife is choosing which gal you are most like by taking this quiz.
If you’re a Gabrielle:
Gabrielle likes to dress ultra sexy. Go for tight tops, short skirts, tight pants and lots of bling jewelry! Also, don’t forget to always wear really cute high heals!
If you’re a Susan:
Susan Mayer dresses sexy but comfortably wearing clothes with flirty/feminine details. Try sexy cotton blend shirts that feel soft on your skin and perhaps have a low or scoop neckline to show off your sexiness without going overboard. Susan often wears jeans and comfy sneakers to go with them. She also loves to layer, so wear a pretty tank top with a comfy sweater or cardigan on top.
If you’re a Lynette:
You’ll either be in a sexy work suit or ultra casual at home with the kids. Go for fitted skirts and blazers with fitted button up collared shirts. At home wear sweats, t-shirts, jeans, sneakers.
If you’re a Bree:
Bree is your typical American housewife in appearances only. She plays the part well wearing sweater sets and classic feminine suits. Wear lots of pastel colors and pretty patterned clothes:
If you’re an Edie:
Edie loves to shock people with her clothes and attitude. Try tight cropped tops, mini skirts, tight jeans and sexy high heals. And don’t forget to throw in a cowboy hat for good measure.
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Mama Duck
Sep 19, 2006 at 7:06 am
Hee hee hee, that’s great! I think I’m a Susan ;). Our list is up as well if you’d like to check it out!!
Matt
Sep 19, 2006 at 7:07 am
How funny! My How To is up if you want to check it out.
Northern Girl
Sep 19, 2006 at 9:14 am
Oh - man! I think I’m a “Lynette.” Who knew!
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Sep 19, 2006 at 10:48 am
I don’t watch the show, but I guess I’m a Susan.
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