Is Eva Longoria Parker pregnant?

Yeah, I know, I know. Eva Longoria Parker gets this all the time, and quite frankly, I avoid this subject altogether for what I hope are obvious reasons. She’s a tiny girl — sista can eat a Big Mac and look like she’s got a little extra weight, right? But I couldn’t not post this one.

This is Eva at the Rally For Kids With Cancer scavenger hunt on Saturday in Miami. Now, I chose to post this for a couple of reasons:

1. There are several photos of her from different angles. Therefore, I know that it’s not just one bad shot of her.

2. This is a very, very thin T-shirt that she’s wearing. She had to know it was see-throughish, right? Therefore, she knew we, her stalking public, would see what she’s got under there.

3. She’s super body conscious. We know this because she’s got a hot body. Therefore, I refuse to believe she’s let herself go.*

4. When she appeared on “Lopez Tonight”, She had a little baby (as in small, not as in fetus) belly in her dress. (Thanks to commenter @Samantha Guillaume for pointing it out!) Therefore, is Eva pregnant?

What do you guys think? Am I one of those horrible, horrible bloggers speculating? “OMG, That Eva is, like, soooo preggers.” Or is she?

*Saying “let herself go” is extremely relative. Hot bodies are hot bodies…unless you’re in Hollywood. At any rate, Eva, your body? Hot. No matter what.

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