No, I’m not joking. Yes, she’s all right. Yes, that was the most fun I’ve ever had writing a headline on this site. (And no, not because she got hurt! Because it’s HILARIOUS.)

Teri told David Letterman when she went on his show last week that she actually broke a rib during a pole dance
“We were rehearsing and I injured my rib under my breast here,” she told Letterman as she grabbed herself. Ha! “Just a reason to touch myself on TV.”
Poor woman broke her rib on her 45th birthday. Here, watch her talk to Dave about how painful sneezing was …read more

Paparazzi caught Teri Hatcher reading “What the Dog Saw” by Malcolm Gladwell between shots on the set of “Desperate Housewives” on Wednesday.

Let’s play a little game called “What’s that look on her face say?”
I’ll start it off. The look on Teri’s face says….
“Do you REALLY think you can catch any of the fine lines the Botox missed on my face with that lens?”
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Here’s a shot of Teri Hatcher headed to visit The Late Show with David Letterman. I’m reeeeally not in love with this dress. The flouncy boob-sleeves (beeves? slreasts?) make her tiny frame look huge, and the rouching around her stomach makes her look like she’s got a gut –and let’s face it, there ain’t nothin’ big on that woman.

(I do love, however, how she always stops and waves and just looks so happy and relaxed to be where she is in life.)
Photogs caught her leaving the show, too, and I actually find her cuter in her warm winter clothes than …read more

With the increasing H1N1 pandemic, it really was only a matter of time before it came to Wisteria Lane. Or did it? Rumors have been flying around the Internet since yesterday evening about our poor Teri Hatcher coming down with the nothing-to-do-with-swine flu.

Perez Hilton, ever the beacon of trustworthy news, said Teri’s got H1N1 and the show’s had to work around her — right when they’re filming the OMGPLANECRASHES episode. Not so, says Radar online.
Radar’s got a source saying that yeah, Teri’s sick with the flu …. but not the world’s most famous flu.
At any rate, feel better, Teri.
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Eva Longoria Parker, Marcia Cross, Felicity Huffman and Teri Hatcher each make $395,000 PER episode.
That sounds like a shocking amount of money, but I sorta expected it to be higher? TV Guide reported that the ladies are third to “House”’s Hugh Laurie, who rakes in $400,000 per episode. But the highest-paid actor is Kiefer Sutherland, who gets $550,000 for each episode of “24.”
I’ll gladly shoot just one episode for them. Just one. And I’d be set for……more than 10 years. Jus’ sayin’…..
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My favorite thing in the world is to find a “Desperate Housewives” actor while I’m lazily sitting at home watching old sitcoms. They all seemed to have, at one time or another, appeared on “Seinfeld” (Teri Hatcher was the “they’re real and they’re spectacular” girl, Marcia Cross played a dermatologist in 1997 and Brenda Strong played Elaine’s old college roommate Sue Ellen Mischkie in four episodes).
So I’m half listening to the episode and half cleaning my apartment, when I hear a voice I recognize. I drop the grimy dish I was washing when I fiiiiinally recognize it: MRS. MCCLUSKEY!
She looks …read more

And I mean JUST like a high school sports team — with hazing and all. Of course, they’re a bunch of middle-aged women, so the process is a little different.
Teri Hatcher told PEOPLE at Comic-Con that the cast show a scene with powdered sugar … and things got a little messy, particularly with Drea de Matteo
“We were all covered in powdered sugar and at one point Drea had a lot of powder,” Teri said. “That was her hazing.”
She wouldn’t say who else was involved in what I can only imagine is some sort of food fight, but this has Susan …read more

Here’s Teri Hatcher signing autographs on her way to a taping Friday.

…and then backs it up in front of a Dumpsters and Porta Johns! (And yes, both of those are proper nouns.) But the shoooooes are sooooo gooooood. I don’t care WHAT she’s posing in front of.

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And possibly even in the UNIVERSE? I mean, just look at these two at LAX on Saturday. Teri holds Emerson Rose’s hand. Emerson Rose smiles that beautiful Hatcher-woman smile. Her sweatshirt is even smiling the same smile. (So is Teri, of course.)
And then they pubuddle (that’s “public cuddle.” Think my new word will catch on?) And, yeah, they know they’re being shot. So what? Still adorable!

Image: Bauer Griffin

….and I think she knows how to use them? Teri Hatcher’s looking GREAT here after eating at STK on Monday night. I don’t know that I can think of a time when I saw her wearing orange? She’s tan and summery looking, and just relaxed.
But she obviously didn’t eat enough at STK. Too skinny, Teri!

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